18 Win a $50 GIFT Card Coles Supermarkets, Coles Central, Coles Express, Myer, including Myer.com.au, Target, Kmart, Officeworks, Liquorland, Vintage Cellars and First Choice Liquor. We have 2 x $50 Gift Cards to give away! Simply complete the CROSSWORD and/or the SUDOKU puzzle and post to GC OVER 50s CROSSWORD COMPETITION and/or GC OVER 50s SUDOKU COMPETITION PO Box 3302, Burleigh Town City Q. 4220 Write your name and address on the back of an envelope. First correct crossword and first correct sudoku entry drawn will win. Entries close 30.04.2025 Winner notified by post. SU DO KU Instructions: The numbers 1 to 9 must appear in each row, column and 3 x 3 box. Numbers can not be duplicated. No. 119 1 3 7 8 6 1 2 8 4 9 3 4 1 3 6 8 5 8 1 9 5 3 1 9 7 6 9 4 3 Answers next issue A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn’t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn’t have been so bad, except that he had a couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But he was so drunk that he didn’t know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was terribly cut up. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. “Well, you really tied one on last night,” she said. “Where’d you go?” “I worked late,” he said, “and I stopped off for a couple of beers.” “A couple of beers? That’s a laugh,” she replied, “You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?” “What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?” He asked, surprised. “Well,” she replied, “my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of bandaids stuck to the mirror.” CROSSWORD 119 by Mona Elliott ACROSS 1. SERENE 8. MIEN 9. CLERIC 10. LOVELY 11. ARGUE 12. RAISE 13. APART 16. MATERIAL 19. ROTA 21. PRAISES 22. ENTIRE 23. CARRIAGE 24. FEELERS 25. TURN DOWN 2. HEADS 3. DESSERT 4. PERIL 5. LOITERS 6. MECHANICAL POWERED DEVICE 7. REST 13. OFFICER 14. APE 15. GRACEFUL 17. DEFUNCT 18.VALIANT 20.BANK OFFICER Answer next issue 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 11 12 13 15 16 17 18 20 21 23 1 8 10 14 19 22 24 25
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